...when the only other alternative left is to practice!!

• Bass Anagrams
• Anecdotes
  Stories from the stage, orchestra pit, bass lesson or anywhere bassists can be found (send your stories to us, see Contact)
• Anonymous Quotes
  Who said that? (Send contributions to us, see Contact).
• Kid Pictures
  Pictures of people you might know when they were little (send your pictures to us, see Contact).
• World's longest palindrome containing the word "bass"
  ...spelled the same forwards and backwards (you knew that!)
• Das Nusskracher Ballet
  Double basses as you've never seen them before -- in tutus! Watch the Windows Media version or the Real Player version.
• Daily exchange rates
  Use to calculate if it's time to ask the parents for a bigger allowance.
• Los Angeles feeling
  Especially for Los Angeleans living abroad who are getting a little homesick.
• The End of the Internet
  In case you ever wondered where the end of the internet is, here it is!
• The Awful German Language" by Mark Twain
  Required reading for everyone, who has had the sneaking suspicion that adjective endings are a secret plot against foreigners.
   

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